Tuesday 12-5-23 Daily Dad Joke
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More of the Best Christmas Jokes for Dads
- Why did Santa go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his wrapping!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why was the turkey asked to join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
- How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas turkey? On the dark side!
- What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
- Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!
- What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause!
- How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Merry Christmas to ewe!
- What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal? Frosted Flakes!
- Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
- What do you call a Christmas rom-com about bread? Loaf Actually.
- What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A “giggle-byte!”
- What’s red, white, and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had low "elf" esteem!
- What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
- Why does Scrooge love reindeer? Because every buck is deer to him.
- My friend just won the tallest Christmas tree competition. I thought to myself, ‘How can you top that?’
- What brand of motorcycle does Santa ride? Holly Davidson.
- What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle smells!
- What do you call Santa when he loses his pants? Saint Knickerless!
- Why was the turkey at the band rehearsal? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum—you can't beat it!
- Why are Christmas trees so fond of knitting? Because they always drop their needles!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosty the Dough-man!
- What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time? Sandy Claws!
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
- What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
- Why did Santa’s helper go to school? To improve his elf-esteem!
- How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his presents!
- What do you call a snowman with a temper? A meltdown!
- What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream cake!
- Why don’t we ever see Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in the movies? Because he's always in the "sequels"!
- What’s a snowman’s favorite game? Ice-spy!
- I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing.
- What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball!
- Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in a chimney? He has Claus-trophobia
- How does a snowman get to work? By icicle!
- What do you call Santa's cat? Santa Claws!
- Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? Because he parked in a snow parking zone!
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus
- How do you wash your hands over the holiday? With Santatizer.
- What’s the most popular Christmas wine? “But I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”
- What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days.
- What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack.
- What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
- Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
- What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple.
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